NEW BARBIE STYLES LOL?

Want to buy your daughter the brand brand new Barbie doll? Check out the little of these brand brand new styles which you usually instruct you could see in stores. Created by: Christina Cheadle as well as Emily Rock.

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Anorexic Barbie – Comes with movement phrases such as, “I ate the grape yesterday, as well as right divided I feel obese!” and, “Must remove weight, contingency remove weight!”

Burn Victim Barbie – Comes with her own special salve as well as sanatorium bed.

Cripple Barbie – Comes with her own physique expel as well as non-moving action.

Bad Hair Day Barbie – “The some-more you try to repair it, the worse it gets!”

Unlucky Barbie – Comes with the black cat, the damaged mirror, as well as movement phrases such as, “God contingency hatred me!” and, “Oh, no, an additional 7 years of bad luck. That creates the grand sum 263.”

Divorce Barbie – Comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

Mid-Life Crisis Barbie – Comes with genuine great movement as well as phrases such as, “It’s all downhill from here.” and, “My hold up is roughly over.”

Drug Addict Barbie – Comes with drugs, as well as phrases such as, “I’m not dependant I only can’t be divided from it for as well long.” and, “Don’t call the cops it’ll be my third strike!”

Rehab Barbie – See ‘Drug Addict Barbie’

Jail Break Barbie – Comes with her own sequence number, the striped suit, as well as annoy issues.

Acne Barbie – Put prohibited H2O upon her face as well as the zits magically disappear! WARNING: Side goods might include, burning, puss, as well as scars.

Catatonic Barbie – Includes pills, group in white suits with needles, as well as lots as well as lots of non-moving as well as non-blinking action!

Mime Barbie – Comes with face paint as well as mimilicious locate phrases such as, ” ” and, ” “. WARNING: If product gets stranded in an invisible box as well as can not get out, do not hit us, for you do not caring about your whiney problems.

Obesity Barbie – Comes with sixteen pounds of food as well as storage underneath her fat rolls.

Homeless Barbie – Comes with selling cart, soft drink cans, as well as blankets.

Suicidal Barbie – Includes pocketknife, rope, gun, as well as an extreme need for anti-depressants. WARNING: Do not let her by any cliffs and/or bridges as well as is improved left in the dim room. Alone. By herself. Without you.

hIskOOl DroPOuT Barbie – Comes with no preparation whats so ever, southern accent, as well as locate phrases such as, “Theres no complaint with vital in your mom’s groundwork when you 46!” and, “I’ve worked during this here Buger King given I was 16, an I still adore my job. Oh shut-up you foolish person, ‘gimmi this’ ‘can i have that’ all you ever do is nag, nag, nag. Do you consider I caring if you WANT fries with that! NO! Anyway what was I saying?”

Abusive Barbie – Comes with genuine violence action! WARNING: If your product beats and/or harms you in anyway, you do not care, you have been the wimpish loser. We will repudiate all as well as contend you shouldn’t of paid for the product with the word ‘abusive’ in it anyway.

Negitivity Barbie – Comes with movement packaged movement phrases such as, “I give up,” “I hatred myself,” as well as “I suck.”

Verbally Abusive Barbie – Comes with locate phases such as, “HA,HA! You siphon loser!” and, “You will never volume to anything!” WARNING: We will not compensate for any care which the user of this product will need. HINT: To feel better, squeeze Negativity Barbie, for the banking go to www.yousuckloser.net. banking costs $10.95.

Serial Killer Barbie – Comes with longed for poster, knife, as well as wicked look.

Paranoid Barbie – Comes with locate phrases such as, “Everyone’s out to get me.” as well as “The voices in my conduct discuss it me which I shouldn’t similar to you.”

Real Life Rock Star Barbie – Comes with alcohol, drugs, throw-uppy action, tall highlight levels as well as genuine hangovers!

Dead Barbie – Comes with will, hearse, grave stone, casket, as well as after the whilst she starts to decompose!

Clown Barbie – Also comes with face paints (see Mime Barbie) as well as if you press the special symbol you can here screaming children, since face it, clowns have been creepy.

Old Geezer Barbie – Comes with hip replacement, saggy skin, as well as strokes and/or heart attacks. WARNING: Do not come to us when as well as if your Barbie only died. See Dead Barbie.

@:#$&>! Barbie – Come with genuine anathema movement such as, “YOUR A $(&>”:@*” and, ” YOU @#$^*>/”

Optimistic Barbie – Comes with locate phrases like, “My hamster died, YIPPEE!” as well as “Although the universe is entrance to an finish as well as you will all die, though it could be worse!”